When I start having zombie dreams.

Heres the deal. Every other month or so I start having zombie dreams, and really, I don't mind all that much. It's just that I don't have 'normal' zombie dreams.

Almost every zombie dream I have ever had, has never really been about the zombies.
Heres a few examples:

1. Soccer game with raging zombies on the sidline, turned Coca-Cola commercial.

2. Line for a book signing with zombies attacking an Icecream truck, but no one paying attention, because J.K. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer are duking it out with their main character heroes. (Heads up- Lord Voldemort trumps both Harry and Edward and goes on wild honeymoon with Bellatrix, until they wacth the twilight movie and their heads explode. I shit you not. Well, okey I made up that last bit, but I was funny, huh?)

3. Mall, Mexicans, Border Patrol, and Zombies. Can't make it any clearer than that.

4. Zombies have block party, I have three pokeballs, and Mr. Jack Thompson has just challanged me to a slapfight... TO THE DEATH!!!!!

... I have more, but I think you get the Idea. Seriously though, I just wanna have a normal Zombie dream. You know, where they chase you.

But no, when I wake up, I'm more scared that one might pop up, telling me how stephanie meyer shoulda won that fight. Shut the hell up Dennis, nobody cares.

(BTW I can't seem to change my mood. But I'm really just weirded out right now.)